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My name's Lilly.


*welcome to mcdonalds*

him:”hold on a second”

him: “you still gone suck my dick tonight?”

her: “no”

him: “IIght its gone be two separate orders “

(via zordonsquad)


do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via beyoncevevo)



Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, entwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Every time

(via thehobbitat221b)




things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

  • john was my favourite beatle 
  • abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
  • i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
  • disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
  • but if you think about it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
  • god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones
  • but what about mens rights
  • why can’t white people say the n-word
  • i’m just being the devils advocate


  • Music today sucks
  • You’re pretty talented for a girl
  • Lighten up, it was only a joke, I’m not actually racist/sexist
  • WHY don’t you want to send me nudes?
  • Death before decaf
  • Homosexuality is a choice
  • I hate dogs
  • Dogs suck
  • "Get over it"
  • Racism is over
and finally… “I loved 50 Shades of Grey”


niggas whole aura change after they nut

(Source: shinobrown, via madeupmonkeyshit)


tbh all the white ppl i know who truly understand racism to the best of their ability, have never asked me “do you hate white people???”

cause they actually listened to me and figured out that i hate white supremacy, not individual white people for simply being white

(via reverseracism)